I am a enigma solve me.
21. FL. I like to party.

imhighbecausedonuts:

If the police knock on your door, DO NOT OPEN IT. If they had a right to be in your home, they would be taking a battering ram to your door, not knocking on it.

(via yhham)

yhham:

danapolis:

jessiray:

durbikins:

The year is 2002. You want some sweet techno music.

You search “techno” in LimeWire.

All 482 files found are “Sandstorm” by Darude just labeled as “techno song”.

This is possibly the most 2002 thing I’ve ever read.

230 of those files were actually bill clinton telling you he did not have sex with that woman

The lord has answered our prayers I havnt heard bill mixtape since 2002

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